Doesn't the Canadian health system cover these emergency rescues?
Deadpool? Is that you?
Wait, don't you have healthcare in Canada? They wandered through the border didn't they?
treetment is unrequired, im going out on a limb here because those costs are barking mad. this wound won't keep me rooted, i'll be leafing now
Don't GET TO THE CHOPPA!!
Yeah I know there's a hole in that joke.
"When you get stabbed, you've got to learn to take it like a champ. When you get back up, you need to move on. You ain't gonna die, kid, you're literally freaking immortal. It runs in the family."