Hey you! 1844 called, they said: 'back in our day we had to first invent the phone before we could call people in the future, telling them that they don't know old'
I laughed way harder than I should at this hour.
The right comic at the right time! I needed this one! thx Keep up, what your doing! 🙂
In the first draft of Jurassic Park, scientists got their start by standing near the dinosaur fossils and asking themselves when they got so old
How do I become a grasshopper?
1. Train under a martial arts master. 2. Ask him how to perform the ultimate attack. - Be told "Patience, young grasshopper". 3. Grow up to become a grasshopper.
The dinosaurs called, they want their bones and oil back
This is masterful