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I would sent wasps to everyone. Well, except Enzo and Frank.
I love you frank. 8( Love me back? We can hate the world together!!!
Valentine's Day is sooo weird.
Everyone knows it's a corporate holiday, the backstory has plotholes, etc. but still everyone acts like it matters or feel bad when they are lonely on that day. I do to, and I don't even make sense to myself. 😀 :wtf:
My friend actually suggested that I should try to get a date for Valentines because I have a higher chance (I think we saw the same reddit post). Even when the holiday is not to big around here, yet I'm still tempted, because even here (anonymously) I can't admit how long since I had a girlfriend. :afraid:
This holiday just doesn't compute. :huh:
Anyways, sorry for the long post.
Dat feel when no GF... T_T
Mail-order poop you say? I've got ya covered.
http://www.poopsenders.com/
Don't worry, people are prepared for that already - http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
Even Frank can take a compliment once in a while. :dead:
Didn't the guy who invented Valentines day die a gruesome death?
It's immaculate!
See frank, this is why you're still single.
I think Cards Against Humanity already has you covered on the poop.
10/10 would pay to see