I like how Frank puts emphasis on "only", as if his friend said that, even though he didn't.
Just found out about this webcomic a few days ago, and after going through all of them, I have to say that this is one of the funniest things the internet has to offer. Great job and thank you!
Oh we know he'll get dumped alright, Frank will make sure of it! So he could enjoy continually seeing Zeke's life miserable.
Frank being Frank
"You've got a month before she eats your head, AMK, tops."
after you seal the deal, fly, fly because something worse than the devil is chasing you, a hungry ex