How is she calling him from an airplane? Maybe its just taxiing?
I was expecting a dick stuck in the toaster joke rather then ceiling
Once i found an old loaf of bread and used the microwave to see if it could get soft again... loaf was set on fire lightly, but there was a lot of smoke all over the hosue
How did you know that the child who broke your fall was an orphan?
You killed his parents, didn't you.
I'm surprised there's no "dick stuck in the ceiling" joke in there.
Toast by Michael Bay