CUEK #135

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    BLahlahloo

    Actually, during the impregnation process a good amount of sperm reaches the egg first, but die trying to breach the egg's wall with their acrosomal caps. The sperm that actually gets to split dna inside the egg is just the one that managed to climb over it's many dead bretheren and get through the last bit of wall.

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    tech60

    I thought that was some pretty solid reassurance

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    HeartlessAtAFuneral

    Actually, it takes more than one sperm to fertilize the egg. There's no single egg that "wins".

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    dolphin

    ooh... Zeke's getting formal.

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    Regan

    so what is that Red's brother ??

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    Shane

    Im just like Frank!!! 😀 My hair is exactly the same and everything 😛

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    Penis

    I tied with my twin.

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    Blargh

    GEEEEENYUSS!! :DDDD

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    Jonna

    This was put up on my birthday 🙂 lol enzo, your comics are amazing

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    Katamari

    LMFAO!! You won the race!! XD

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    EmoMike

    mwahahhaha epic :')

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    Jacob

    Oh. Crap. got beaten to it.
    Still. Is it true? 😛

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    Jacob

    Does this explain what was up with the guy from comic number 4?

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    Troll

    AW MAN, THAT GUY BEAT ME TO IT.

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    fatty

    frank is so flexible, he can perform autofelattios on himself.

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    sirfiachraface

    also doesn't really apply to twins either does it?

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    Shannon

    I am SO saying this when my friends start being overly selfpittying!
    XD

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    johnny

    this is an amazin speech i actually use this on buds

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    Morgean

    ahh now i remmber that April prank where he shoots himself XD

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    DizzyV

    Well.... At least he tried to be helpful for once

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    Alex239Goon

    What the fuck? That was kinda stupid but that is what I call humor. Stupid humor. 🙂 lolz

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    GrittyBear

    HEY
    are we going full circle here? Cuz the one
    where that one guy is gunna jump in the beggingin of your series...

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    Shark112

    Enzo will you start redesigning the non regulars now?

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    AHN0NYM0US

    That is such an fml...no wonder his lower lip became his lower eyelid...or that's what it looks like xD

    Also, if you haven't come across this already: http://accidentalpenis.com/

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    janice239

    Tomorrow's my birthday Enzo! (Do what you want with this information)

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    smash my heart

    errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm..? this makes me feel better then my mind gives me the image of my perants doing it and........... thats so scary i might do what the guy did at the end of the sketch... exept my house isnt tall enough... I LIKE PUTTING DOTS! .........................................................................................................................
    please will you put dots in for me in the next sketch? or a daydream? i do that alot... hehe hyper on redbull

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    Anonymous

    Finally, that's the stuff again!

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    Delightfullymad

    Can somebody please answer me this? is all this when frank was younger or is it just a redesign of the characters? xD

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    Fr33domrider

    My sperm cell cheated the race and used a shortcut 😉

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    Shark112

    Those other sperm must of been shitty as hell.

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    SomeDude720

    This is so great, it makes me feel proud thinking about it! Just one question... the last panel, WTH?? WHO would kill themself after hearing something as AWSOME as that?!

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    Katzy

    >:3 No one that ever existed can be a LOSER. <333

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    Some Guy

    THE JOKE IS ORPHANS

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    Mc

    Nothing like being reminded at one point in time your parents had sex.

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    Jane

    HAHAHA! love it! oh frank...

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    Noid

    rotflolmaottiar (rolling on the floor laughing out loud my ass off ten times in a row). Nothing more is needed to be said :D, this says it all.

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    Loser

    Somehow this cheers me up then makes me sad at the same time.

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    janice239

    Awwwww Frank looks adorable in the first panel. Love it!

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    Drew

    i guess i am a winner, i just wish i wasnt beaten.

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    Loser

    Neh, I don't think the sperm win by anything more than plain luck. So maybe you robbed another great sperm of its great potential.

    And if your mother is a prostitute: IS THAT LOVE?

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    Rowen

    Talking about parental sex... Frank, you've never been sexier to me.

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    Stina

    Lol. Fucking love you. But it really makes me wonder how fucked up the other sperm were to win the race when it comes to some people...

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    V

    LoL awesome encouragment, wish more people would tell me that..

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