MY friend had a full beard while I had a pedophile mustache... I was not allowed in children's movies
As a person with an awesome goatee, but patchy beard, and less awesome "the rest of the patchy beard now grows on your neck instead": I can relate. Damn you faulty hair genes/DNA/whatever!
I feel your pain. I have to trim my beard almost immediately because if I let it get any kind of long they start looking like face pubes
I'm a steve.
Is this the first time we see Steve and Sue's last names?
I think so yeah!
i still laugh at 'philharmonic orchestra clark'
how long have you been waiting to make this?
CAN YOU FEEL IT!?
Sir David Attenborough: "In the desolate wasteland of Steve's skin, only extremophiles can survive. One such creature, is the Water Bear, who scientists call Tardigrades. They can survive here, or even the empty vacuum of space! Truly, remarkable specimens of life!"