Can't use that first one because i have zero chill, and knowing steven king, thats just... nah son.
Enzo, my bro, you should make some comics (maybe a series) about Frank meeting a chick and actually liking her because she's vulgar and messed up and shit, and then he finds out she's a weaboo. I'll let you take it from there.
I'd be unable to use that. The signal numbnuts and move asshole bottons would be dead before the end of the day. I get to play the fun game of 'pin the P plate driver in' a LOT
Here in Cincinnati, There's a sushi place called Fusion, I believe, that does exactly that.
we do have a subway style sushi place in Florida :O