CUEK #71

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    security

    Hi, thanks for speaking about the amazing Ubuntu release. IT is one of the coolest releases and i have it installed on my computer at home. the only issue is outdated nvidia driver.

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    Kritika chaos

    It's a shame you don't have a donate button! I'd
    most certainly donate to this superb blog! I guess for now i'll settle
    for bookmarking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account.
    I look forward to brand new updates and will talk about this site with my Facebook group.
    Chat soon!

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    Zaucroya

    It's only 99.99% effective.

    Remember Mary?

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    zhenk

    Oh no, I'm 71 comics in and JUST realised there's alt text on them. Gotta go back...

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    Pirogoeth

    no one noticed that he ACTULLY WEARS PANTS!!!!!!????

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    Jisk

    after i read this i told my best friends kid brother, after he huged his friend that is a girl goodbye, "don't you know what happens when u touch girls?" "cotties?" "no dude, did chris tell u that? what old country did u come from..anyways..."
    i sighed an looked at him with a serious face, "dude u get pregnant. an im talken u'll have a giant belly than the world pregnant. and then u'll die from the pain of having a baby, all in one day."

    what do u expect a 7 yr old son of a dick of a father, who thinks flowers are the power of love, to think?
    he straight out balled his eyes out and, long after i was kicked out by flower dick, i was still laughing. took him the whole night till piss mornin to show him that i was lying

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    TRIX

    wahhhhhhhhhh my gf gave me the pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Gessika

    bahahah! YES! 😀

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    KLD

    L IS PREGNANT! ILL TELL HER THAT!!! :-O

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    Elli

    Technically, due to the "Virgin Mary" bit, abstinence is only 99.999% effective. XD

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    Aly

    I like it better when you write the words in. And I liked the old layout too 🙁

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    Enzo

    OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

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    Cal27

    Wait, so if babies are STDs, then that means that people are grown up STDs...
    Therefore, the entire human race is just an STD...
    YOU JUST BLEW. MY. MIND.

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    Iams780

    THIS IS AWESOME. MAKE MORE. FASTER!

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    Sam

    You bloody motherfucking basterd finish the damm sprite movie you picece of good for nothing shit! Thats what I heard from one of your fans. For the live of god finish it!

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    Derek

    I love the new font. I think it's cool and funny.

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    D.D.

    I am addicted to your comics. Fucking awesome! Too bad you don't update them daily.

    Hehehe. The expressions on their faces are amazing. Laughed my ass off :)).

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    Vusys

    Not sure I like the new font. I liked the hand-drawn style.

    And it's STDs, not STD's. Apostrophe misuse annoys me a lot.

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      Enzo

      You are correct, sir, I tip my hat to you. I guess that makes me a hypocrite since I myself am a grammar nazi of sorts sometimes!

      As for the typeface, I needed to pick one out , it's a time saver since I used to write the text in myself and it already takes me forever to draw a comic. I tend to get quite wordy sometimes and when I realize I make a mistake, or want to re-arrange the letters, I have to erase and start over or otherwise use a lot of copy and paste. Yikes.

      I'd love to transcribe my handwriting into a typeface of my own but I have NO idea how to do it. 🙁

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      Jenna

      FALSE. STD's is correct. Acronyms, dates (e.g. the 1970's), etc. need the apostrophe, but it's becoming acceptable to do it either way now.

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    Alex

    I should remember this for next time someone tells me they're pregnant. I've been running low on smart ass things to say in such situations lately.

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    Yannick

    This one is so Genius! Rock on

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    Briget

    Hahahahaha!...

    " Rest in peace, Old Friend.."

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    Lauren

    So. I stumbled one of these a few days in class
    and have been progressively reading all of them
    and am now PISSED that i reached the end.
    okay maybe not pissed, but certainly hearbroken.

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    AMK

    His logic is FLAWLESS!

    Quickly! We have to find the cure before the disease grows into it's advanced stages!

    Their relationship seems to be blossoming pretty amazingly.

    What are those two's names anyway?

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    scyang

    hilarious. rip, non linear storyline--though it does seem a lot easier to write one long story than a billion self contained little ones.

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    ProfessorKatz

    This was really good...
    Also the style was a bit more simplistic than usual while I liked the typeset you used

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    Roxette

    hahaha
    the last 3 boxes have fantastic facial expressions, nicely captured.

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    StaceAV

    LOL. Anyone ever meet someone like that? I did... sad really...

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    Badger

    AHAHAHA, ithinkofbabieslikethattoo ;____;

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    Samuel

    lol, nice one. and also FIRST COMMENT!!!

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    AMK

    His logic is FLAWLESS.

    Extrapolating further, I have deduced that his penis, after falling off, will BECOME the new baby.

    Their relationship is doing awesome already.

    What are their names, anyway?