THERE'S A FUCKING CREEPER ON THE WALL
I think the hover text stories are true stories from Enzo's life.
My biggest regret is most of the stuff I've said on the internet, usually stuff that's either tmi, unnecessarily rude with little to no provication, extremely blatant errors, and saying stuff on the internet that sounds unbelievably whiny and emo, I end up the laughing stock of the subreddit for a day (this actually happened, I won't say when or on what subreddit, just that it happened and the shame follows me to this day). Why? Because the internet never forgets, and sadly neither do I.
A DEhumudifier? I've never heard of that before.
something you need in an extremely humid country when the air feels like it came out of the devil's ass end
Hey, atleast you didn't pee regularly in an air humidifier, the kitchen always smelled bad :/
When I was in elementary school, I ripped the back of my pants by jumping like a frog. I had to spend the rest of the day with my back against the wall just to hide it.
My biggest life regret: not getting that extra 5 minutes in the morning
By biggest life regret: Actually getting up in the morning.
Heehee! Frank! He makes me laugh all the darn time!
My money's on Zeke ordering either soda or a very girly drink, judging by his use of a straw. Appletini's for everyone.