Dude you really screwed up bad.
You forgot denial.
Is the Bonnie and Clyde reference new?? I hope I didn't miss it from a previous segment... 8(
I've never explicitly mentioned their names before now, so no worries!
Why does he have a goatie in the first pic and not in the rest?
See, the denial in his body builds up to the point that the stress causes his hair to fall out. The hair on his head is barely held in by a hat.
Daaaaamn! Good catch! I done messed up.