CUEK #493

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    OddStrange

    "Dad, a girl texted me 'hey' with a smiley"
    "How many 'y's?"
    "... Three?"
    "SHE WANTS THE DICK"

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    Zuhri69

    The world needs more Frank.

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    AMK

    I find the clearest, most unambiguous signal is a freshly killed squirrel express mailed via FedDix.

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    Otter

    And to extend the alt-text, fourth base is obviously: "Hey, wanna have sex or sumthin'?"

    Works every time.

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    TheOracle

    To be fair, that pretty much means he is in...