Boys and men are so sad
"Dad, a girl texted me 'hey' with a smiley"
"How many 'y's?"
"SHE WANTS THE DICK"
The world needs more Frank.
I find the clearest, most unambiguous signal is a freshly killed squirrel express mailed via FedDix.
What if it's a dead sparrow?
That usually works too.
And to extend the alt-text, fourth base is obviously: "Hey, wanna have sex or sumthin'?"
Works every time.
To be fair, that pretty much means he is in...