Why did you stop? "BECAUSE I'M NOT A MAN WHO CAN SUCK DICK 20 different WAYS"
Theres no alt text on Enzos post...
can I use that why did you stop bit as a reaction image?
15 minutes or more. Wipe . Repeat.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
(Also, love the subtle time change on the clock. A lot to take in I guess :D)
Fifteen minutes? Really Zeke?
Oh man, i was hoping for an April fools one with Frank pranking Zeke but this works. Great job as always.
What about gay people masturbating to 'regular' porn? Does that shit make them totally straight or what!? I'm as confused as me boner.
I feel like I'm treading on thin ice here))
Do gay people even watch straight porn? I know its an option, but I never really thought about it.
So if jerking off is gay, and so many people do it, then it's not a problem if I give myself a blowjob right? ...Right?
No. Giving yourself a blowjob is still maturation. But the better question is if you finish in/on yourself, does THAT make it gay
I can't really say that i'm not gay, because i've never tried penis. I've only ever played with one penis-mine-and i fucking loved it. I like 100% of penises i've ever played with, whereas i only liked around 60% of vaginas i've been in....statistically.
in that effect, we are all gay
I mean, does it really matter at the end? A penis is a penis. Nothing can change the fact.
Awkward boner ensued.
He was so shocked that he just sat in the chair for the next 6 and a half hours.
Nope, he was then frantically wanking on vaginas only for the next 6 hours. Don't you see the signs of strain on his face? I mean those sweat drops, pursed lip, steadfast gaze etc. I bet he's on vaginafapathon!