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How can they snort coke? They don’t even have any noses!!!
How can they snort coke? They don’t even have any noses!!!
How can they snort coke? They don’t even have any frikin noses!!!
Made my day 🙂
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I'vе worked hard on. Any tips?
I'm not sure exactly why but this web site is loading extremely slow for me. Is anyone else having this issue or is it a problem on my end? I'll check back
later on and see if the problem still exists.
Oh Em Gee i laughed a little too hard at that
i liked the old style better. 🙁
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This is GOOD!!! XD
How do I subscribe to this comic strip??? XD
luck favors the foolish... and it is just funnyas FUCK when the smart try to be stupid
i like the way frend looks in the larst frame or in the only frame hes in any way good job u cruel cruel person but when was have freeky sex with someone a good thing or bad thing still any way lolZ !!
lol
lol is that the real reason Lindsay Lohan lost all her money?
ok so who are those two???
The characters definitely have much more "character" now that they are more detailed.
cool he is drink to much coca cola
Awh. Poor Frank. XD
Eheheh...Blue looks like David Tennant in Dr. Who.
Lmao... snorting 'coke' xD You just got to love that. I suppose being an idiot couple that takes everything to literally would get you famous in an enzo comic.
@Daryl: They're just snorting the fumes I think, not drinking it, which would still burn.
So no weekly update, did Enzo succumb to alcohol poisoning =0
he already explained that he only updates when creativity strikes him like a drunken purple lightning bolt. (my words, not his.)
anyway, do not expect much consistency.
Or he died of over-masturbation. Didn't you read the blurb on the front page?
Nah, probably just setting up that stupid store.
Wouldnt they fucking drown w/ all the fucking coke up there nose? O_o
not if they successfully snorted it into their stomachs, or did it in small quantities.
additionally, it would explain the diabetes, since their bodies would process the shit normally. (coke sucks worse than colas in general, which is a lot.)
Hello, I just got an idéa for you guys on cheerupemokid.com! Just if you'll like it. 🙂
A comic page in 4 boxes. (Sorry for my english, I'm swedish.)
(1'st box, a emo guy goes to frank and his
"helping crate".)
Frank: So your mom doesn't love you? That' it? She doesn't hit you or anything?
The emokid: Frank...
(2nd box, Frank rose his arm to the sky.)
Frank: Is that why you cry all day?
The emokid: ...
(3rd box.)
Frank: Or are you just looking for attention?
The emokid: Frank!
(4th and last box.)
Frank: And you cut yourself for it? Then I think your mom has the RIGHT and BRIGHT to not love you.
The emokid (Walks away with his hands up his face): I hate you!
If your maybe posting it on the site, I'd be happy if you wrote like: "Eveline Hansson texted."
or something.. if you want, you can change it a bit, sorry I couldn't write a picture of it in detail, I'm not that good in drawing stuff. :3
/Eveline Hansson .. big fan. 🙂
... lol she's good you should take this idea (says the woman who just got up and comments on everything :S)
that wasnt funny at all....
i concur.
Hey Eveline, sorry I can't fulfill your request -- if I did, I'd have to do it for everyone else who's ever asked, too. But thank you!
Nice job. These comics really help actually. They HAVE cheered up an emo kid. ^^ Keep up the good work.
Enzo! I like how your drawing has gotten more detailed.
I like the new style of the alt text!
Glad you noticed!
I just realized...you're drawing the girls with boobs now!
YESSS!
This should be made into an account website so you can ban some of these people. As in IP ban. Or at least make it so they can't comment anymore. I think there would be less people like fatty or shark112.
And less people who are anonymous.
being that there is ONE person currently here named anonymous, i am not anonymous. and that name would be taken in two seconds. i named myself that for the irony.
FASCIST!!!
don't try to control people!!
Who, me or him?
more him but my point is we don't have a fascist goverment so we are free to write what we want
stoping people commenting will only cause problems and a sense of restriction
and you probly don't give a shit so why are you still reading, havn't you got something better to do?
I used to have a cat called sassy.. she died 2 months back.. she's buried with a horse
that is true, we do not have a fascist government, however the internet is not controlled by the government, therefore the people are allowed to rule their websites however they please, fascist or no. and although yes, we can say mostly what we want, the government has laws. if you break those laws, you go to jail. aka: banned.
thats a very good point i'll just crawl back into my small dark hole now... bye
Lol, let's just try going to the country's capital and scream, "FASCISM RULES" over and over again and see if nothing happens due to "freedom of speech"
i cba going to london but you can do that if you like x
i've just relised that if i can stop commenting on so meny damn things the comments section would be so much shorter..
i may try to out reply you now, out of boredom. maybe. perhaps. if i feel like it. possibly. robocop riding a unicorn batman killing a shark with a lightsaber.
meow..
quite the insightful comment i see.
I notice the artist's style has chanaged. What inspired that?
Something different, I suppose. I'm the type of guy who gets sick of a design five minutes after putting it out. Never satisfied with anything, y'know?
Wow, never satisfied? That wasn't quite filtered right in my mind.
No wonder his girlfriend left him.
didnt get it First time i read it but now i se Frank meant the Drug coke and not just the slang for cola...
D'uh.
Derp hurr herp derpa durr
you sir, leave me in awe of your matchless genius and immunity to being targeted by sarcastic remarks.
I applaud you.
clap clap.
hahaha...
i wanna try it.. 🙂
Couldn't another name for this be "Coke is the joke"? It has the added advantage of rhyming!
That would kinda reveal the joke don't you think?
The title is currently 'The Joke is Cocaine". So I don't think anyone is worried about revealing the joke.
The joke is that they're snorting coca cola, if you say the joke is coke, not everyone is going to think cocaine and those that think coca cola already know the joke thus ruining it. So the title would reveal the joke to some people.
Frank is the best comic character ever.
ROTFL <3
am I the only one who sees the picture of the two in the background as they were in earlier comics? Good show, Enzo. 😀
D: Well it's not Frank's fault these two are so naive
Should have snorted Coke Zero then...
I prefer the simpler times when everyone wore one article of clothing (if any) and was bald.
actually, not to be a noob, but i dont get it clearly 😛
oh!!! now i get it, lol. i read it like for 3 times
*slow clap*
Fail -.-'
*clears throat to break awkward silence*
how the hell do u snort coca cola and not be in alot of pain
That... that would be the joke.
It's a satchel of some sort, a manbag
Do you people not notice the "reply" button at the side of each comment? It has the same purpose as a "quote" button!
And it's also known as a "messenger bag". They were used by paper boys to carry the newspapers around town, and were modernized to fit today's laptops and other assorted things needed by college-bound nerds and asians.
Well la-dee-f**kin-da, Mister Maggot
Why did you bother beeping yourself out..?
I'm sure you meant to say Fister Faggot
I stand corrected. La-dee-fuckin-da. 😛
I hate how text shows no emotion when you post things on the internet. I didn't want to come off all douche-like. I apologize for that. ):
And fuck you, Lochie.
Well played, Mister Maggot, sir. I think I reacted to the 'you people' bit. Apologies.
no, it's still a purse no matter how you look at it. Guys just tried to justify it by putting newspapers in it.
Yeah, that's totally gay. I keep my lipstick and eyeliner in my backpack just like everyone else.
FTW Emo humour.
totally knew it.
why is the guy carrying a purse? If I was that girl I'd assume he was flaming.
Who are Zeke and Frank? Enzo or actual people?
I would've thought they were Enzo, seeing as he's like their creator or whatever. Also they have green text.
dumb shits... actually i know a girl who is as steriotypically blonde as this, fact if you ask her to lick the windows or something in return for a magical wardrobe she will probably do it shes that thick
clearly by all the spelling errors made i am too
Haha! COKE.
Silly! They clearly used the wrong nostril. Every Coke user knows the left is for Diet and the right is for Regular.
With a hairstyle like that, you think Blue would know all about cocaine.
agreed.
Lmfao win.
What happened to his tie D: on the third panel
dude, he's naked
Yeah but he had tie on the phone sex strip remember?
had a*
But anywho its still funny =))
dude! ppl dont have to take off all theyre clothes durin sex, u kno how u get all caught up in the moment and u forget to remove ur shirt and toolbelt and stuff
Listen to Zeke. He watches a LOT of porn.
And I guess you watch him watch porn Frank?
Zeke, are you batman?
Frank likes to wack off thinking of Zeke watching porn.
The fact that you guys respond within minutes of each other is scary.
their fictional dumb ass im 13 and even i understand that shit
That is what we internet freaks calls, EPIC FAILURE. BTW good drawn, many details and filhy colors/coulors.
WTH?! It IS your fault FRANK!!!
LOLWTF
no it is not, they are just inexplicably stupid, it was their fault completely.
FOr Reals? Like, seriously