Holy shit, this is the big 500th comic! How did we ever get to this point? I should probably say a few words, but I drew a bunch of pictures already.... aren't they worth like 1000 or something?
Thank you so much to everyone who follows me, reads my comic, and enjoys my work. I can't express how much I appreciate it. While my classmates in school aspired to becoming lawyers, doctors, and presidents, I dreamed of writing dick jokes for a living. And here I am, living it. I couldn't have done it without all the love and support.
Here's to 500 more.