Source: Officer Prepares Copious Amounts of Food for Wife
I've burned a SALAD before, so I can totally relate. I've attached a helpful step-by-step guide to fucking up this badly. Step 1: Make the salad. Step 2: Add some chicken on top. Step 3: Realize you forgot to heat the chicken. Step 4. Decide to heat the chicken without removing it from the salad. Step 5: Realize you're an idiot.
Did anyone else think that guy was Frank with a new scarf for a second?
I said I've burnt *your* cereal. *Mine* is absolutely fine. Bitch.
Now I'm too ashamed to cook anything.
he must've picked it up from Zeke
HEY TOLD YOU SO'S
How do you burn cereal?
It's a simular thing with the exploding washing machine I guess.
Some partners BECOME a year's worth of food.
Figures a mantis would know about that sort of thing