CUEK #104

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    judoooooooo

    Hey Enzo, Hope you don't mind, but i am planning on plastering my binders with CUEK comics this semester, they're so funny and i've gotten ALL of my friends hooked!

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    Hayley

    wtf is with the alphabet thing?
    lol itwas funnie XD

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    anonymous

    Why does Jade come on here and ruin the hilarity of comics by pressing some position. Just laugh and let the comic do the commenting.

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    Abi

    Gees, everyone. Shut up. It'll be updated when it's updated. Give the guy a break!

    Why don't you go outside and play frisbee or something?

    GOSH

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    CumGuzzler

    wow.. u know.. fighting over update's isn't really the brightest idea grab a damn brain

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    Hobie

    Oh the world that is the internet

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    oppositeofemo88

    Lmao I hope this absurd discussion board gets turned into a comic strip. People have been going nuts on here lately. Hey I have a crazy idea....instead of people complaining for 10 days that there's no update; grab yourself a copy of Webster's dictionary and look up the definition of "RELAX". Here let me actually save you the trouble of looking it up.

    Relax – verb (used with object)
    1. to make less tense, rigid, or firm; make lax: to relax the muscles.
    2. to diminish the force of.
    3. to slacken or abate, as effort, attention, etc.
    4. to make less strict or severe, as rules, discipline, etc.: to relax the requirements for a license.
    5. to release or bring relief from the effects of tension, anxiety, etc.: A short swim always relaxes me.

    –verb (used without object)
    6. to become less tense, rigid, or firm.
    7. to become less strict or severe; grow milder.
    8. to reduce or stop work, effort, application, etc., esp. for the sake of rest or recreation.
    9. to release oneself from inhibition, worry, tension, etc.

    =D

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    Casiél W

    I really think people need to stop bugging you to update. I mean you HAVE a life, it's not like you sit by the clock like:

    "*wheeeeeze, wheeeze* I can't wait for the next time I have to update!!! *Snort snort nasal laugh*"

    So people need to like, back off. You'll be back when you're back and if people are TRUE fan's. They'll come back regardless of how long it takes.

    ~Casiél

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    Nathan

    Enzo, you really need to update. Not because people are bugging you, but CUEK is turning into a war zone. You are also losing a lot of fans. Take me for example, i check every update day, but now I haven't check in like.. 10 days. I mean, seriously.

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    Hobie

    Hey Enzo, hope schools going well for you, I know how it is to not get any free time and when you do get it people demand stuff out of you. ^_^ I'll check on a daily basis to see if a new comic comes out but just get around to making one when YOU feel like doing it, I can wait. 😀

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    Cleanupkill

    Hanyouken you wrote too mucha dn i didnt read it all from boredom, Domprez.... wait Domprez? WTH anyway... Yeah seeing a short comic just about anything would be cool.... so please enzo!

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    DomPrez

    " CUEK - Updated Never!!! "
    ...and enzo, dont use school, life or other serious issues as an excuse! jerk. those are totaly reasonable reasons for no updates....which is why they dont work.

    Just post me a picture of frank kicking a dude with a heart over his head square in the noots. I'm sure we'll all be more then pleased with that and leave u alone.

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    Coban3

    i just read all the comments..and everyone is yelling at each other...hahah

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    Hanyouken

    Well, up to date or not, I'd rather the site would still exist regardless. Even as foolish as it seems I tend to check every day just for the hell of it. People, if its not up go on about your life, for those of you who don't you know who I'm talking to, find another comic to pass the time. Its not that hard. But just be sure to come back and check out what Enzo has done. School's rough and since a few of you out there are probably in high school with C's and D's why not actually back off on someone trying to do something with their lives. He doesn't do it as a job but as a service to people like us. We need to let him know we appreciate it and want him to continue. Thank you Enzo for continuing this awesome series which is by far one of my favorites and I'm sorry you have to put up with idiots. But hey, with fame comes criticism.

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    Cleanupkill

    Think this is some sort of torture for our bad comments.

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    BARG

    10 days u_u

    damn school ¬¬

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    Judas

    I love your webcomic I just wish there was more updates!!!!! T.T.
    Keep It Up Enzo !!

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    Cleanupkill

    Even though I'm already graduated.... School still finds a way to bring me down!

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    Hanna

    By the way, this comic kicks ass. Keep up the excellent work. 😉 Also, Pinoy ako. 😀

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    Hanna

    I started reading this morning and I just finished. I wish it didn't happen so fast. D':

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    Cleanupkill

    Eh.... Moves on to Spikedhumor.com and Combat Arms until Enzo gets back.

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    oppositeofemo88

    First and foremost, I want to say these comics are absolutely phenomenal.

    Secondly, I want anyone reading this post to scroll up 13 comments from this one and look at the post from "AEDOS"....Don't be like this fuck face...ever. Honestly if you can't be understanding enough to know that school is and clearly should be Enzo's first priority and you get pissed off that the comic strips have been coming out late....maybe you should buy a dog and a jar of peanut butter to pass the time. Maybe if you took the time to browse the home page you'd see that he apologized for the late posts (which is more than he owed you in the first place) andddd said that he would be posting less frequently than before.

    Take some time to relax and enjoy your life as well as these comics when they come around.....that'll be all.

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    Nomis xP

    WAIT!! DIDN'T RED DIE? ISNT BLUE SUPPOSE TO BE WITH SOME OTHER CHICKS?!!

    nah jks, im just having some self-pleasure of annoying people 😛

    btw, you have accurately portrayed...my life. 😛

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    Mel

    LOL loving that comic
    and the fact that this new couple seems to like going to bed
    with a tie on and a ribbon.
    anyways, can't wait for the next update, whenever it comes out
    (i have summer school too, only two weeks left though !!)

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    Different Perspective

    Yo Enzo!
    I love your comic; I just reread them all for the hypertexts 😉
    However, I noticed via said hypertexts that you, no offense, have been afraid to be TOO offensive.
    I would just like to point out that I find the offensive shit better than some of the other slap-sticks.
    Keep up the good work!

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    Franny19

    HA! .... chillin ?

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    Stefanie

    chill come on he has more important stuff to do then entertain us. it'll be out when he has time

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    Cleanupkill

    With great power comes great responsibility!

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    Bordum

    Give the guy a break... He does has school

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    Coban3

    im liking your comics..but not your recent lateness 🙁

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    Cleanupkill

    Come on I feel deprived

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    rackle

    how come the comic's been late/missing lately? no comic last thursday or yesterday 🙁

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    It's_that_one_guy

    I can't really determine what color the se characters are, as I am red/green color blind.

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      Jade

      I'll try to help. From my color theory class, I believe we were told those who are colorblind to red/green would see them in shades of grey? If that's right then, the red will appear lighter than the green. I put them into Photoshop to test out.

      Also, if you can see the blue the green bow is always with the blue, they're kind of just side characters. And red is always the bitch or stupid one. Only Purple has the skull, but I think you can see purple? I'm also not sure if orange affects you...sorry.

      But I hope I somewhat helped, if not get back to me!

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    Charlieee

    It doesn't matter who they are. The evil truth remains. More and more woman are beating down their men, c'mon people! Mutual love. Or at least try to fake it...

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    pandazoar

    that's so sad.
    Well at least we see who wears the pants in this relationship,....
    sad sad day

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    pandazoar

    Aww poor baby :'(

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    eMokID

    <3 do that all the time . well . he doesnt complain in the middle of the night .

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    AMK

    You are a shining beacon of clarity!

    Praise be the beacon!

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    YT

    Been there and it sucks.

    Btw, the comic is non-linear so there doesn't need to be continuity between previous comics.

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    BARG

    wait... they look like Frank's parents... red ribbon, tie

    O_O

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    Jeronetj3

    Most brilliant and indeed the abuse is female-male too :O only no man would admit that he gets hit by a girl xD
    P.S. This is Cyan-tie guy and Orange-ribbon girl, both were never in before 😉 hope this clarifies things for others 🙂

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    what

    wait, wasn't he dating the girl with the green bow?

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    Chrissy

    a bit of S&M.. yum.

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    Elli

    Male spousal abuse. It's what's for the midnight snack.

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    NirvanaRain

    Is that a new dude? Like a teal-tie dude?

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    :)

    Actually, i think his tie is green 🙂

    really funny, Enzo!
    I love it 😀

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    Somebody's Only Light

    I'm confuzzled. O.O It's funny, but wasn't blue-tie dude with Green? (can't remember his name after paying so much attention to Zeke, Red, Purple, and Frank.)

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    homunculus

    no dude, that's blue tie in there.......

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    greeniebeanie

    wait so this was all a dream? he never was with purple and red never broke up with him?

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    Chris

    What isn't Red dead?

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    Specialdevil62

    the true connections in relationships

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    Dkje

    simplicity at its best.

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    It's_that_one_guy

    Nice, Enzo.