Happy Birthday, You Old Shit 4x6" Greeting Card

USD $3.75

A birthday greeting card that lulls them into a false sense of love and security and then crushes their dreams most expertly.

Front message: Happy birthday!
Inside message: You old shit / Like how are you even still alive

  • 4" W x 6" H folded greeting card
  • Front of card shows bright white text on a yellow background intersperse with festive balloons of various colours.
  • Inside card shows a blank person, hands on hips, with a very visible look of confusion on their face.

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Description

A birthday greeting card that lulls them into a false sense of love and security and then crushes their dreams most expertly.

Front message: Happy birthday!
Inside message: You old shit / Like how are you even still alive

  • 4" W x 6" H folded greeting card
  • Front of card shows bright white text on a yellow background intersperse with festive balloons of various colours.
  • Inside card shows a blank person, hands on hips, with a very visible look of confusion on their face.

Additional information

Weight8.4 g
Dimensions15 × 10 × .18 cm