A birthday greeting card that lulls them into a false sense of love and security and then crushes their dreams most expertly.
Front message: Happy birthday!
Inside message: You old shit / Like how are you even still alive
- 4" W x 6" H folded greeting card
- Front of card shows bright white text on a yellow background intersperse with festive balloons of various colours.
- Inside card shows a blank person, hands on hips, with a very visible look of confusion on their face.