Nobody Loves You Like I Do 4x6" Greeting Card

USD $3.75

The perfect card for showing a loved one just how much you want to kidnap them and wear their skin as a suit.

Front message: Nobody loves you like I do
Inside message: Nobody

  • 4" W x 6" H folded greeting card
  • Front of card shows white cursive text on a red background interspersed with hearts and flourishes
  • Inside card shows scratchy text and a blank person with bloodshot eyes and a crazed look on their face, holding a camera with an enormous lens, with what looks like a photography darkroom behind them filled with dozens and dozens of photos of the subject

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Description

The perfect card for showing a loved one just how much you want to kidnap them and wear their skin as a suit.

Front message: Nobody loves you like I do
Inside message: Nobody

  • 4" W x 6" H folded greeting card
  • Front of card shows white cursive text on a red background interspersed with hearts and flourishes
  • Inside card shows scratchy text and a blank person with bloodshot eyes and a crazed look on their face, holding a camera with an enormous lens, with what looks like a photography darkroom behind them filled with dozens and dozens of photos of the subject

Additional information

Weight7.04 g
Dimensions15 × 10 × .12 cm