The perfect card for showing a loved one just how much you want to kidnap them and wear their skin as a suit.
Front message: Nobody loves you like I do
Inside message: Nobody
- 4" W x 6" H folded greeting card
- Front of card shows white cursive text on a red background interspersed with hearts and flourishes
- Inside card shows scratchy text and a blank person with bloodshot eyes and a crazed look on their face, holding a camera with an enormous lens, with what looks like a photography darkroom behind them filled with dozens and dozens of photos of the subject